Me at a recent home visit:
“OK, now that your milk has come in, the baby will probably nurse for shorter periods of time and sleep for longer ones. You’ll probably notice more cramps when he’s nursing, so make sure you’re staying on top of your ibuprofen, but know that it’s a good sign that all of your hormonal pathways are working correctly. You’ll also notice OH MY GOD YOU HAVE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY.”
“Yep,” said the new dad. “That’s our litmus test for whether or not someone gets invited back to our house.”
I stopped myself from asking when their next party was. I really need to just get this game and have my own parties.